Joe DiMaggio's Not-So-Lame Home Page

[Picture of me]

Why 'Not-So-Lame?' This looks pretty lame to me!

I used to call this my 'Lame Home Page'. I figured that there can't be many other Joe DiMaggios out there, and if they had a home page, odds are that it couldn't be much lamer than mine.

I was wrong. Horribly wrong.

The object of my horror has since gone offline. Trust me, you're better off not seeing it.

Answers to the usual questions:

More Stuff:

BABY! MORE BABY! (Yes, I bred. Twice. Deal with it.)
True Tales of Joe
Pictures

-----BEGIN GEEK CODE BLOCK-----
Version: 3.1
GCS/IT$/S d- s+: a+> C++++> UL++> P L+> E- W++ N++ o-- K++++
w++ O- !M !V PS+ PE+ Y+ PGP- t 5++ X+ R tv+ b+++ DI++++ D++
G e h--- r+++ y+++
------END GEEK CODE BLOCK------