Bad Pictures

People seem to like to put bad pictures of themselves on their web pages. In keeping with this tradition, here are a few bad pictures of me:

BABY #1!
BABY #2!
Honeymoon pictures
The always-fashionable Center for Weird Studies t-shirt
At work
Zombification
My driver's license
A newer driver's license
In my hands, a spoon is a lethal weapon
An incredibly unflattering picture of me on the sofa at a party
My Halloween costume. Not for the faint-hearted.
HI THERE! I AM PSYCHOTIC!
A set of xrays of my right index finger, featuring a rock chip embedded near the joint.
Pictures of my finger before and after surgery to remove said rock chip.
Me and Wendy (268K)
On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog, but they sure as hell know what your cat looks like. This is Patches and Callie.
Patches died on September 6th, 2000 at the age of 16. She was a good cat, and I miss her very much.
On the night of July 27th, 1999, the shuttle re-entered the atmosphere over central Texas for a night landing at KSC. I got on my roof and took this picture. (239K) Also took these (2 3 4 5 , all over 250K), but the first one was the best.
I ran network cable all over the house. Here's the patch panel, and here's the cabinet door that hides it.
Valentine's Day, 2004. It snowed.
Pictures of the house (1 2 3), the backyard, the tree across the street, and a snowman (1 2).
Me in Norway (68K)
From my days as a viking raider

Those last two are courtesy of jher.