Joe DiMaggio's Not-So-Lame Home Page
Why 'Not-So-Lame?' This looks pretty lame to me!
I used to call this my 'Lame Home Page'. I figured that there can't
be many other Joe DiMaggios out there, and if they had a
home page, odds are that it couldn't be much lamer than mine.
I was wrong. Horribly wrong.
The object of my horror has since gone offline. Trust me, you're better off
not seeing it.
Answers to the usual questions:
- Yes, it's my real name.
- No, I am not this guy
so stop sending me fan mail.
- No, no relation that I know of.
- No, my parents weren't baseball fans.
- Yes, I get comments about it all the time.
- No, I don't play baseball.
- Marilyn's dead.
- I am a coffee achiever.
- I'm not dead!
- I'm getting better.
- I think I'll go for a walk.
- I feel happy... I feel happy!
- Any more questions?
- BABY! MORE BABY!
(Yes, I bred. Twice. Deal with it.)
- True Tales of Joe
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